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How to Guide: Build a Criminal Empire in Your Spare Time!
We’ve all done it, haven’t we? You know, build a criminal empire in our spare time. What! What do you mean “no, actually I’ve never done...

Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Dec 2, 20225 min read


Building a Medieval Fantasy Theme Park Specifically to Annoy Your Neighbours
Neighbours. Everybody needs good neighbours. Unfortunately, good neighbours exist only in mythological tales alongside such esteemed...

Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Nov 19, 20227 min read


Concocting a Sympathetic & Sustainable Wizard for the 21st Century
Oh, another wizard. How exciting... not. It’s just gonna be another old guy with long white hair waving his weathered magical staff at...

Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Nov 16, 20225 min read


AI Cartoons: Future Masters of an Oppressed Humanity?
“I, The Hunter, shall not chase and attempt to kill the bunny.” “I, The Bunny, shall not make facetious comments whilst remaining cool at...

Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Nov 15, 20225 min read
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